Friends, Accountants and countrymen, lend me your ears.
For I have come at this season to bury tax returns not to praise them!
The good that men do is oft interred in my books. Go forth and cast your eyes upon my revamped website at EmilRem.ca.
Forget Ukraine, overlook Pakistan, ignore inflation gnawing at your bones.
Think instead of your lonely accountant making ends meet, seeking fame and fortune on the battlefield of social media.
Your every contribution will be gratefully lauded, no matter how large.
Love, peace and prosperity to us all.
Emil