Never Talk to Strangers Unless…

Delta West Academy took charge of our two boys from Grades 1 to 12. In their early years, the boys’ greatest joy was the end of each school day when they could romp on the jungle gym and playground outside. There, they were joined by fellow students, whose mothers also brought their younger siblings to play.

One afternoon, I was sitting on a bench, lapping up the late spring sunshine, when a four-year-old approached me. Out of nowhere, he asked, “Mister, how old are you?”

“It’s a secret,” I said. 

“Oh, go on. How old are you?” 

“I told you, it’s a secret.” 

The little monster persisted. 

“All right,” I said, “but don’t tell anyone.” 

“Promise.” 

I whispered it to him. 

“MOM! That man says he’s 92 years old,” the monster shouted across the playground. 

Never talk to strangers (especially precocious four-year-olds) unless…. you need something from them.

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Written by Emil Rem

An eccentric accountant becomes a writer of eccentric characters, in exotic locales, with each chapter taking us on a trip into the fascinating twisted world of Emil Rem. Born to a close knit middle class Muslim East Indian family in Dar-es-Salam in the 50’s, he is then moved to Maidenhead England at the age of five. The next twenty years are spent shuttling between England and East Africa, wearing a St. Christopher’s cross one minute and attending church, to wearing a green arm band and attending Muslim religious classes in Africa next minute. Moving to Canada, marrying a woman from the Philippines and having two boys only adds further texture to his stories.

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